My closet door just opened downstairs. I’m upstairs. I’m alone. What.
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"This year we saw many hilarious performances by women, and many idiotic articles from men about how women suddenly became funny. Yes, imagine how great ‘The Mary Tyler Moore Show’ would have been had Mary, Betty White, Cloris Leachman, and Valerie Harper actually been funny. If only Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radner, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus had been able to get a laugh. I guess what I’m saying is, this isn’t the year that women finally became funny. This is the year that men finally pulled their heads out of their asses."
Matthew Perry, presenting at the 2012 Comedy Awards (via apoehler)
(Source: theartinyourself, via monde-reel)
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"If God had wanted us to believe in Him, He would have existed"
Linda Smith (via ihateallyourgods)
(via religiousragings)
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A comic about the different types of attraction one might feel. I saw these floating around on tumblr. These were originally taken from a website about asexuality. Although, I think people who are not asexual feel these regularly too. There’s all kinds of attractions for all kinds of people. Enjoy.
reblogging again because yes
(via waddiwasiwaltz)
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Me:
Well, time to get off my computer and go to bed.
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Me:
Okay, now that I'm in bed, let's check the Internet from my phone.
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getting bitched at for not giving him any money today even after we offered him food three times. i guess saving 20 bucks for food after wasting $12,000 just makes too much sense.
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THANKS :p when are your finals over so you can exist again?
NEXT WEEK!!! Being a hermit has actually paid off because I know for sure that I’m going to have the grades to get into my program after this semester, so we NEED to celebrate. Maybe you can join the O-fest with Nicole and me. Also, to be honest, you know pretty much everything about my life because you’re the only one who somehow ends up praising me for the shitty things I do or say, so it’d be difficult to leave you out of the loop. :p
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When the Wells Preacher tells me I’m going to hell
I am so glad I won’t have to cut through Jesus Central anymore after this semester.
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Shit just got real.
WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY IRL FRIENDS HERE?
please go away so i can actually complain about the serious issues in my life, and not just the shit i rant about in public anyway. k bye now.
